I am one little bitch who needs either a good spanking or a bloody good husband
There is something seriously wrong with me.
I have been eating not unlike the pig. I crave for Coke everyday now, when I barely touch them otherwise. I don’t drink coffee normally (I’d get tummy aches), but I’ve drunk more than 3 mugs in the past week alone. I’ve been having nasi lemak for breakfast everyday, hefty servings of lunch, AND dinners too. In between meals, I have no short supply of chocolates, fruits and more chocolates popping into my mouth. It doesn’t help that Eleanora is almost always hungry too, so when I fall short of munchies in my drawer, I wander over to her cubicle to find this mom-to-be ever so resourceful! Am I suffering from sympathy hunger? (is there such a thing?)
Today, I accepted one of JC’s mini maggi at noon and went down to lunch right after. And I not only finished the whole plate of rice, I downed it with a can of Coke. Right now, not two hours later, am finishing the pack of Maltesers Malena left on my table.
Urgh. The face is so round right now my cheeks fall out of my face.
Am restless. Been so since Monday. I cannot focus on work. If I were to prepare one more package, I’d puke all over my messy desk and make an even bigger mess.
Emotion wise, it’s been a hell of a roller coaster. One minute I can be laughing and the next I’d be crying dry tears. I had all the space I wanted yet still find everything suffocating. I’ve been extra sensitive to many things and sulking is the only refuge (I try to spare others of my sharp tongue).
Me thinks it’s the hormones. Yes, that’s about the only logical explanation to all this and Yin, in this case, it’s actually true!
Worst thing is, I can't even remember when the monthly blood flow is due!! Stupid hormones are affecting my memory too!!
aaaaaAAAAAARRRGGggghhhhhhhh!!!
posted by Arysa Aida @ 3:56 PM
5 Comments:
Arsya,
This would not have anything to do with you wanting to kick my a** right?
If it is because of the hormones, then I understand.
But if you still want to kick my a**, then I have a problem.
A saying to ponder :-
In the world, all the men are Generals
All the women are Majors,
In that all the men make the General decisions,
And the women make all the Major decisions :)
Stubborn
Hello my friend...
I hope your binging activities carry on throughout my entire pregnancy. I have a munching chum. (Regardless what my husband says about me being a kambing)
Next year after April, we can go on a diet, ok?
Arysa,
That good spanking I can give. No worries. No. No.Don't thank me, THANK YOU!
Ey hello!
Your hormones ARE affecting your memory! For the record, I did NOT leave those Maltesers on your desk. You beckoned me to come and have some.
Selagi boleh makan, makanla Arysa. Nanti satu hari bila tak boleh makan nanti, dah menyesal.
As long as you're healthy! Be happy!
Malena
Stubborn: yup, it's the hormones :p
Eleanora: NOOOOOO!!!! You have a reason for eating like this! I don't! Don't you get it??? I cannot have 9 months of this, I'd ballooned more than you! Argh.. you're soo supportive, it's damaging!
Captain Leo: My, my, am surprised you're only offering spanking and nothing more! *wink*
Malena: Sweetie, even when you're right, sometimes just shut up about it ok? I wanted to BELIEVE that I had no choice with the Maltesers. Sheesh... :p
Hee!
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